At 25.74% THC, Biscotti earned its place in Moony's lineup as our go-to for when the day winds down and the stories start flowing. The rich vanilla and spicy profile creates a perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria that keeps the conversation going without sending anyone home early. Those complex notes of sweet earth and nutty goodness pair perfectly with stargazing and tall tales – exactly the kind of laid-back, laugh-often moments that define what we're all about. This is the joint that turns a good night into a great memory.
At 22.81% THC, Vanilla Frosting represents what Moony's does best – deliver reliable quality that feels like catching up with an old friend. Those sweet, creamy notes complement a potent yet smooth and calming high that's perfect for evenings when the day's been long and comfort is exactly what's needed. It's like your favorite worn-in hoodie in cannabis form – familiar, reliable, and exactly what you want after a challenging day. The effects are strong enough to melt away tension but balanced enough to keep the conversation flowing. For those moments when you want cannabis that delivers familiar comfort without sacrificing quality, Vanilla Frosting proves that sometimes the most satisfying experiences are the most straightforward ones.
At a powerful 32.10% THC, Zonuts isn't just potent – it's our definition of a good time in cannabis form. Its sweet, doughnut-like flavor profile sets the stage for a balanced high with equal parts relaxation and elevation. It's the strain that turns even the most ordinary evening into an adventure worth remembering – the cannabis equivalent of that spontaneous road trip that ends up becoming your favorite story. When you want your session to bring as much personality as your friends do, Zonuts delivers those memorable effects that capture our belief that sometimes the best moments in life are the ones you didn't plan for but wouldn't trade for anything.
At a powerful 32% THC, Gorilla Glue isn't just strong – it's our answer to those times when only the best will do. That heavy-handed euphoria and "glued to the couch" relaxation come with a pungent earthy and sour aroma that warns you this isn't for beginners. It's reserved for those nights when legends are born – when ordinary conversations evolve into the stories you'll be telling for years. For those memorable evenings with your closest crew – when laughter flows freely and time seems to stand still – Gorilla Glue captures the essence of what makes cannabis culture so special in the first place.
At a potent 31.86% THC, our Do-Si-Do isn't just any indica hybrid – it's the perfect end-of-day ritual. Those sweet, earthy flavors with floral and pine notes complement the deeply relaxing body high that makes this strain perfect for when the noise needs to quiet down. It's what gets passed around when the stars come out and the conversation turns philosophical. For fighting insomnia, relieving pain, or simply bringing the day to a satisfying close with good people around, Do-Si-Do captures our belief that sometimes the best moments happen when you finally let yourself fully unwind.
Perfectly balanced at 25.75% THC, Fatso Jealousy embodies what Moony's is all about – laid-back quality that works for any situation. Its balanced high brings cerebral euphoria and physical relaxation that enhances whatever you've got planned without taking over. Whether you're heading out for a hike or settling in for a movie marathon, this hybrid adapts to your vibe while keeping stress at bay and moods elevated. It's our go-to when plans are loose but good times are mandatory – because life's best moments often happen when you're just going with the flow alongside people who matter.
At a potent 33.74% THC, our sativa-dominant (60%) Tropical Cooler delivers a vibrant, mood-boosting experience with just enough relaxation to keep things smooth. Those tropical, fruity flavors set the stage for backyard gatherings, rooftop sunsets, and spontaneous dance parties – it turns ordinary locations into vacation destinations. Perfect for social settings when you want to elevate the mood without sending everyone to the couch, Tropical Cooler turns any gathering into something memorable. Because we believe life's better when you're laughing with friends, and sometimes the right strain is all it takes to guarantee those good vibes.
There's a reason Chem Dog (21% THC, 1.5% CBD) has earned its permanent spot in our lineup. Its cerebral effects spark creativity and conversation while maintaining that energy boost that keeps the night going. This is the strain that turns quiet gatherings into legendary sessions where time seems to slow down and every story gets better with each telling. The unique chemical-meets-earthy profile might not be for everyone, but that's exactly why it's special – it's got character, just like the best tales and the best friends. For fighting fatigue while keeping the good vibes flowing, Chem Dog delivers exactly what our crew values most.
At 23% THC, Gelato represents everything Moony stands for – adaptability without sacrificing quality. Its sweet notes and balanced effects (55% indica) create the perfect combination of euphoria, relaxation and pain relief that works whether you're starting your day or ending it. Think of it as that one friend who's equally comfortable at a backyard barbecue or a fancy dinner – it just fits. For versatility that doesn't compromise on experience, Gelato delivers that adaptable high that makes it an essential part of our lineup – because sometimes the best strain is the one that's ready for anything.
At 25% THC, GSC earned its place in our lineup by being exactly what you need when relief can't wait. Its potent effects help with chronic pain, nausea, and appetite loss while delivering a high that's worth experiencing in its own right. The flavor might be sweet, but this strain means business – it's straightforward, effective, and genuine, just like our approach to cannabis. When you need something that gets straight to the point without sacrificing quality, GSC delivers – because sometimes what you need isn't complicated, it's just good medicine wrapped in a great experience.
At 27.15% THC, Ice Cream Swirl perfectly captures our belief that life's all about finding that sweet spot. Its creamy, dessert-like flavor profile complements effects that enhance your mood and relieve pain without pushing too far in either direction. It's the strain for days that have been just right and deserve a proper celebration – not too intense, not too mild, but perfectly calibrated for enjoyment. For those moments when you want cannabis that enhances the good vibes without overcomplicating things, Ice Cream Swirl delivers that balanced high that makes any time of day just a little bit better.
This 23% THC hybrid earned its place in our lineup by embodying Moony's laid-back approach to life. Those refreshing minty notes come with relaxing, euphoric, and creative effects that improve sleep quality while reducing stress, anxiety, and depression. It's the strain that accompanies lazy Sunday afternoons when time slows down and nothing needs your immediate attention. Neither too energetic nor too sedating, Kush Mintz hits that middle ground where the good conversations happen – because we believe the best cannabis, like the best friendships, should complement your life without dominating it.
At 27% THC, our Laundry List proves that Moony's philosophy isn't about the fancy strains – it's about finding exceptional quality in the everyday. This cross between Galactic Guava and Grapes 'n' Cream delivers tropical guava notes with creamy, grape undertones that make any ordinary day a little more special. It's what transforms regular Tuesdays into something worth writing home about. Not too heavy, not too light – just right for enhancing whatever's on your agenda. Because we believe the real magic happens in those simple moments, and sometimes the best strains are the ones that make the everyday extraordinary.
At 23% THC, Maui Wowie isn't just any sativa – it's our tribute to those perfect days when productivity meets pleasure. The tropical, pineapple-like flavors complement uplifting, energizing effects that combat fatigue, depression, and stress while boosting creativity and focus. It's the strain that turns mundane morning routines into opportunities for inspiration. For daytime use when you want to stay sharp while keeping your spirits high, Maui Wowie captures our belief that the best way to handle life's challenges is with good herb, good energy, and the ability to find joy in whatever comes your way.
At 25% THC, Wedding Cake isn't just for special occasions – at Moony's, we believe every gathering deserves quality cannabis. Its sugary taste complements those pine-tree shaped buds with dark green leaves and orange hair to deliver cerebral stimulation, relaxation, and mindfulness all at once. It's what elevates casual Thursdays to feeling like Fridays and makes actual celebrations even more memorable. For turning ordinary moments into special ones and bringing an extra layer of enjoyment to milestones, Wedding Cake captures our belief that with the right cannabis and the right company, any day can feel like something worth commemorating.
White Widow has earned its permanent place in our lineup by embodying our belief in reliable, friendship-tested quality. Those frosty, resinous buds deliver a well-rounded high that combines cerebral stimulation with physical relaxation – alleviating stress, pain, and anxiety while providing creative energy that keeps the good vibes flowing. It's the cannabis equivalent of that one album everyone can agree on – timeless, accessible, yet never boring. For those times when you want a strain with a proven track record and effects that everyone can appreciate, White Widow delivers – because at Moony's, we believe some classics earn their reputation for good reason, and this is definitely one of them.
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